Monday’s Coronation Street double-whammy was every bit as fantastic as we had hoped, but there’s one little thing that’s bothering us.

The producers are adamant that they’ve filmed four possible endings to the Richard Hillman story.

Yeah, right. We get this load of old toss every single time there’s a major soap storyline in the offing, and after the episodes in question have been aired, the mysterious ‘other endings’ are never mentioned again.

If that fancy people carrier isn’t spashing into the Weatherfield canal come Monday, March 12, we’ll eat our hat (and to do that, we would actually have to go out and buy a hat).

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