Fantastic news! You can now listen to all of the UK’s prospective Eurovision Song Contest entries at this BBC website.

Not-so-fantastic news! They’re all rubbish.

Except, possibly, Cry Baby, which is a half-decent Don’t Stop Movin’ rip off.

Rainy Day In Summer is a blatant Sugababes rip-off, too.

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