Category Archives: TV

Tales from the crypt

Bonkers late-night soap Night And Day is about to get really strange.

They had a hermaphrodite baby weeks before Footballers Wives, and they’re now set to unveil soap’s first undead character.

Cute-but-strange Josh, played by Seb Castang, is about to take a funny turn after getting a beating from Alex in the church catacombs.

For revenge, Josh takes Della (Alex’s daughter, and Josh’s half sister, we think, but we’ve also got a feeling she was switched at birth with best pal Jane, so that might not be true) to the catacombs and tries to attack her with his demon eyes, but ‘the goodness in her disarms him’.

Can’t wait.

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Duff stories on Casualty

It might have been eclipsed in the fantastic-but-rubbish stakes by its younger sibling, Holby City, but we’ve still got a soft spot for Casualty.

But we’re definitely not impressed that Cathy Shipton, the much-put-upon Duffy, has been told to sling her hook, and is currently being written out in the most cringeworthy storyline ever created.

Are we seriously expected to believe that everyone’s favourite moaning-faced sister would jack in her profession on a whim to set up an online nappy delivery company with a dodgy security guard she’s just met?

And while I’m on the subject of crappy departures, have the writers forgotten that they used the ‘member of staff gets caught up with gangsters and ends up having to do a moonlight flit to avoid getting arrested’ as recently as last year?

I know both storylines still have a bit to run (we predict Duffy’s hubby-to-be will turn out to be a conman who hasn’t bought any nappies at all), but this is just rubbish!

Grrr.

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Eurotrash

Fantastic news! You can now listen to all of the UK’s prospective Eurovision Song Contest entries at this BBC website.

Not-so-fantastic news! They’re all rubbish.

Except, possibly, Cry Baby, which is a half-decent Don’t Stop Movin’ rip off.

Rainy Day In Summer is a blatant Sugababes rip-off, too.

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