Pete Waterman has just been Mel and Sue’s guest on RI:SE.

Things we have learned from his appearance:

» Pete would not have signed Tatu, but regrets not signing the Cheeky Girls.

» He owns a golden anorak.

» All his children have his eyes.

» Despite the protestations of his official website, he is no longer married to the nice lady out of Tight Fit.

» Rick Astley has indeed written the new One True Voice single. And the boys have now recorded around 14 tracks at PWL.

» Pete was offered every programme currently showing on TV in every country in the world, but turned them all down.