In the first episode, the entire cast’s clothes fell off, the characters snorted and swallowed heaps of illegal substances, two of them did it proper in the hotel pool, James Redmond sucked his gut in a lot and a male stripper with multiple genital piercings flashed them all for our viewing pleasure.

There might have been a storyline of some sort as well, but we weren’t really paying attention.

Anyway, the chap with the Prince Albert reminded lowculture of the tale of a workmate who had treated herself to a pointy new friend in an intimate locaton.

She was thrilled with it (literally), and told us that she had recently met a man who had the male equivalent: “You know – a King Edward”.

2013 UPDATE: No idea whether my former colleague still has her fanny piercing, although she did claim that with it she was rarely more than six steps from heaven so I would doubt very much that it’s come back out.

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