lowculture » Fred Elliot http://www.lowculture.co.uk/wordpress0113 It's great to love stuff Fri, 07 Mar 2014 10:28:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Meaty goodness http://www.lowculture.co.uk/wordpress0113/tv/meaty-goodness/ http://www.lowculture.co.uk/wordpress0113/tv/meaty-goodness/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2003 11:51:00 +0000 http://www.lowculture.co.uk/wordpress0113/uncategorized/meaty-goodness/ After all the wailing and gnashing of teeth following Maxine’s demise in Coronation Street, it was fantastic to see Fred and Ashley perform a comedy scene last night.

Boris, the little-seen assistant from Fred’s butcher’s shop, called at Ashley’s demanding the night off to take his girlfriend to the pictures, so Fred stepped into the breach to see to a troublesome leg of lamb, saying:

“It would be wonderful to get my hands mucky again.”

For one heart-stopping moment, we thought we was going to say it would be wonderful to get his hands on some meat again but, alas, it was not to be.

He returned a short while later enthusing about how he had thoroughly enjoyed “the feel of a good ‘eavy cleaver slicing through a beast”. Ahem.

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