I think I qualify for the reserve reserve team. And I always thought I was good at puzzles and sequences etc. In the most recent ep I got colours from the grid, the disney one and the first question about two words seperated were the same as the whole (pussycat, taxicab etc) I though I was on a roll at that point... I would never have got the ...

Just like the song says! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nCvbFRoDBCg...

http://charlian.dracos.co.uk/...

I thought that they'd rather do Shine anyway - it seems more them. So is Take That week going to be ballad-centric again. I bloody hope not. Someone has to do Relight My Fire at least (not you Diana Vick-ahs)...

I didn't like John's comment on being in the dance off. I'm sure he used the word humiliating because he knew it would a foregone conclusion. What was he expecting? Surely he must have known he wasn't very good and he would go the moment he was in the dance off. Kate, Fiona and Kenny stuck it out. I think it would be more humiliating to be in th...

I'm making his rant about TV versus the Newspapers my new ringtone!...

...but his killing of Neville Badger De Souza was nothing more than a third rate rehash of the far superior death of Frank Tate. Emmerdale is now a pale shadow of it's former self as with the exception of Bob, Terry and Eric (who lets us not forget murdered his wife and got away with it) everyone in it is just so unlikeable. On one hand we have ...

I could have done without all the overemphasis of their not being in shape, but I think they're a sweet couple. There are some shows where I know the stories may be well-constructed or have great drama, but I hate the characters so much that I can't watch (this is how I've felt about the last few years of Eastenders). On Emmerdale, I know most of...

When they started the "nicer, kinder James Jordan" at the start of this series I was waiting for karma to point and laugh. James is a petulant child, but they know very well what he is, so I'm not sure how sincere Claudia's shock and awe was yesterday. I think John saw this show as a PR game from the beginning and wrung out all he could. I don't k...

I've never watched Charlie Brooker before. I am now. The man is fucking amazing, and right about EVERYTHING....