Monday, May 16, 2005

Cock fight

So there we were a couple of weeks ago, sitting in a pub with no fewer than four of the 10 most prolific contributors to the lowculture messageboards, when talk turned to Neighbours – and, more specifically, a recent scene in which Karl Kennedy got "stage fright" when trying to pee at the urinal next to Paul Robinson.
This led us to ponder one of life's more vexing questions – namely, who's got the biggest cock out of Karl Kennedy and Paul Robinson. And, more importantly, which of them would have the better idea of what to do with it.
Yes, it's time for our very first CELEBRITY COCK FIGHT.
If you think Paul Robinson is packing the biggest punch down Erinsborough way, send an email to paulisthebiggest@lowculture.co.uk.
On the other hand, if you reckon Karl has more than a handful in his pants, cast your vote to nowayithastobekarl@lowculture.co.uk.
Please give full and frank reasons for your choice – a selection of these will appear on lowculture next week, along with the result.

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