Wednesday, March 10, 2004
THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE
Thanks to internet trickery, we can see exactly what brings people to this website. We're always worried that random Google searches tempt people with particular lowcultural questions here, only to leave their thirst for knowledge (or, more likely, porn) unslaked.
For this reason, we've decided to try to answer some of the questions you are posing this week.
Q: Is THAT children's television presenter gay?
A: Who knows? We will be sure to ask him the next time we see him in G-A-Y in a tight vest and three-quarter-length trousers.
Q: What happens next in Footballers Wives?
A: Everyone fucks everyone else, and Tanya fucks Frank. TO DEATH!
Q: Do you have naughty pictures of Phixx, dressed as vampires, looking really, really gay?
A: Yes. Yes, we do!
Q: Is Alistair Appleton from off the telly gay?
A: Yes! Hoorah.
Q: Excellent! Does he have a Gaydar profile?
A: We don't know. And even if we did, we wouldn't be telling any of you.
Q: What happens with Todd and Karl in Coronation Street
A: Vigourous bumming, hopefully.
Q: Do you have any pictures of Carol Smillie in the nip?
A: Absolutely not.
Q: What are the chances of a coconut falling on my head when I am on holiday?
A: 50/50, at best.
Hope that's cleared a few things up!
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